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Tuesday, June 06, 2006

holla...

edit// thanks sista! love ya loads!!!=)

okay, terrible terrible beginning to the 06-06-06 date...
you see, ive been feeling kinda shitty for the past few days..
so today, i woke up mighty early...
erm, 7am, and decided to go for a morning jog around pasir ris...
so yeah, went to jog jog...
then i jogged past the storm drain(think its a storm drain l- the one beside downtown east)
then was jogging past Pasir Ris Park...
here's a map by ME

so yeah black dot is me, black arrow shows direction im running to...

ahhhhh
now you wondering who's the red arrow...
well, i swear its not some hot girl who ran into my path, though i wish it was..
IT WAS A FREAKING CROW...(i think it was, cant really see...)
IT BLOODY HELL FLEW STRAIGHT INTO ME...
LIKE

WTHell

BIRDbrain!
literally, bloody thing can fly high, had to fly below 1.7 and collide into ME..
HOW UNLUCKY CAN I BE?
anyway, thats not the worst part..
CROW was carrying this BIG UGLY LIZARD(this one i should be quite sure, but then again, i was already panicking like hell)
and it dropped it on ME after the collision..
imagine looking and seeing a big lizard clinging onto your right sleeve?
SCARY SHIT...
i started screaming la...
and started smacking my right sleeve and sprinting as fast as i could..
i was screaming so loud, that the cars on the road, with windows shut and air com on, can still hear me...one bloody driver looked as though he was laughing...
SIANS, anyway, lizard lost the fight and eventually fell off...

BUT

WTHell!!!!!
freaking scary LUH!!!
i swear, i hate lizards and crows...
especially lizards that are like 20+ cm long, and crows that are damn stupid...
URGH...

im still dazed la...
i havent a clear idea of what the heck really happened..
BLEH, but im still terrified by what i THINK i saw..
though i think i saw the real shit luh...
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

im still feeling grossed out now..
what a 06-06-06

this better not be Gotcha! or some shit man..
i bet its gonna look damn bloody retarded...

ok..i am off

Mumbled @ {10:08 AM}
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