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Sunday, October 23, 2005

holla

ok, this is a rather rare afternoon post...
but i tell you, i think this is like the worst start to a sunday that i've had in years...
ok, well, no church today morning cause i already went yesterday evening...
AND YOU KNOW WHAT
i was like so happy that i could watch the cartoons this morning la...
BUT
i freaking overslept!
wah piangs, i woke up at like 11, by then think half the cartoons all finished already. Went out of my room, and BLEH, place was like ghost town la... then saw a note on the fridge...


hi chris!
we have gone shopping, make yourself breakfast and go get your own lunch.
Love,
Mummy...

*smacks forehead*
went to go drown myself in the shower...
came out and walked around the kitchen for 10 whole minutes thinking what to prepare for breakfast. Its so ma fan la, decided to do the simplest thing: cereal. just flood a bowl with cold milk and dumb the cereal into it...
bleh...

TV was boring already since it was almost noon...and even the radio was playing retarded songs...-_-"

and then the next big headache arrived, lunch...
i am too lazy to go out and buy food...but i cant cook any crap either...
so decided to try my hand at preparing instant noodles aka maggi mee...
its not instant lor...damn it! i thought poor hot water enough...
its just like the NP camp noodles, must heat water, put seasoning all the crap...
BUT hey, i was hungary, so did it...
walked over to my stove...looked at it for 5 minutes trying to figure out how to light it up...i cant find a single lighter or matchstick la!
i later realised that all i needed was to turn the knob and it would light up on its own!
*felt damn stupid*
Stupid packet said 450ml of water. Had to go rape the kitchen to find some measuring crap, found this funny beaker, and BAH...after measuring i realised that 450ml was ALOT of water for 1 packet la...i was damn annoyed lor...cant stand it...just anyhow poor away some amount and dumped it into the pot already.
Ok, so that crap was boiling and all that, i added the noodles into it... after 2 minutes (the damn packet said 2 minutes), i poured it into my bowl.Damn thing looked damn weird la, and i only realised why after staring at it for a few seconds...
GUESS WHAT, i forgot to add the BLOODY seasoning. And i tried the damn noodle, it tasted like rubber i tell you...
freak la, had to pour it into the damn pot, reheat, add seasoning and do every single damn crap again. I should have just ordered pizza.

Damn, cooking and me are like galaxies apart man...
Yen can cook, i can't...
Screw it, i think once i leave my parents house i will start living off pizzas, cause i dont think i can cook anything properly luh...
sad future man, imagine eating pizzas for like half your life...
CRAP...=

i am off...


Mumbled @ {6:35 PM}
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